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YOOOOOO fellow earth members. I'm currently residing in the earth approximation of hell, i.e. on holiday with none/limited internet.

In the meantime, click HERE for some quality entertainment.
Posted on 15th Oct at 4:46 AM, with 533,353 notes
if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
Posted on 15th Oct at 4:37 AM, with 723,788 notes

ellyosa:

thedistantgirl:

plagueutopia:

in-twilight-realms:

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It’s back

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

this will always be my favorite

Posted on 15th Oct at 4:27 AM, with 197,107 notes

maggins:

ding-ding-motherfuckers:

cyberbullys:

darrynek:

tall people = the enemy 

can’t even see you hatin from all the way down there

I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won’t even know til its too late

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Posted on 15th Oct at 4:22 AM, with 500,531 notes
shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

Posted on 15th Oct at 4:21 AM, with 86,040 notes
bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"




"You always do this to me, Mom."
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bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"

"You always do this to me, Mom."

Posted on 15th Oct at 2:52 AM, with 287,638 notes

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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